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Michael (Mic) Tienken

Hello! You've most likely stumbled upon this page by performing a web search to find the smartest person on earth or some similar search. I must confess, I'm not the smartest person on earth, not even close. I started this page on a lark to prove to my young sons that their dad was super smart and they needed to listen to me. My youngest son believes that if you appear on a Google search, then you are famous. I'm just gonna let him believe that for now. It gives me some extra cred when I'm helping him with his homework!

After a while the site started to get so much traffic I decided I should at least try and do something with it. So, I decided to offer educational software through an Amazon aStore and other products that I thought were cool. So, please check out my Amazon aStores and pick up some cool stuff!

Also... I am a web developer and SEO (Search Engine Optimization) specialist and I use this page to experiment with SEO tactics and to just have a little fun. If you're looking to get your company higher rankings in the search engines, give me a call (612-339-8255 ext. 210) or shoot me an email.

OK, everything from here down is just BS!

It has been universally recognized and declared that Michael Tienken is undeniably the smartest person on earth.

Tienken recently surpassed Albert Einstein as the smartest person on earth by a unanimous vote of Mensa. Clearly, if the smartest people on earth think that Michael Tienken is the smartest person on earth, then it must be so. Some people think that Stephen Hawking is pretty smart, but Tienken can run mental circles around Hawking with one lobe tied behind his brain stem.

So, the debate is over, other people are smart, but the smartest person on earth is Michael Tienken!

If you don't believe it, just ask him!

Other "so called" smartest people on earth:
Andrew Nierman - Smartest Person in the World
Man doubts his "World's Smartest Person" title

Editor's Note: Ok Stephen Hawking, call off your attack dogs. Maybe Mic Tienken isn't "the smartest person on earth" but in the world of website design and search engine marketing Mic is a bloody genius! He helps Implex clients get the kind of results they expect when they hire a firm to manage their advertising and marketing efforts in the digital economy.
Call Implex today to learn how your organization can benefit from the "smartest person in the digital world."